Creepy clown watch continues. The newest iOS update replaces the gun emoji with a water gun, because that’s what it’s come to. A TX woman openly plots a murder on social media for over a year and finally carried it out. A teen impersonates an OB-GYN which leaves Kat and Janella wondering how he fooled all those women in the first place. Story of a teacher who may or may not be dressing too provocatively for the classroom. Talk of ugly, ugly babies leads into a conversation about actors who hire their offspring for movie roles. Also, actors and actresses who have changed their name…why? SJ blames the Jews. Oh and technical difficulties. What else is new? Fuck you, Skype!