Whitey saves the day and hosts the girls though Skype still sucks and no calls were had because of it. Kat gets candid about being a baby momma. Porn takes a turn for the 70s and Janella reveals she’s well groomed. Hey now! The infamous asshole clowns strike yet again but evade police…again. Talk of Brock Turner leads into a story of a mom who shot a 31 year old man she caught in her teenage daughter’s bed and sparks a debate about how young is too young. Other stuff happened but the fact is American Horror Story is coming back next Wednesday, what will the girls do?! Show ends with some sort of racist rant because Janella’s cohost may possibly be a German nazi. Up for debate.